Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I need moral support for this bender
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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