Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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