you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Randomize
