I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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