Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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