He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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