i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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