I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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