just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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