Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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