He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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