Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
His hands were made for my vagina.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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