I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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