you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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