ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
