ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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