tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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