That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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