i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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