i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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