Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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