I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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