and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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