Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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