I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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