Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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