Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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