I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My balls are so social today.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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