is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
soo... how was my night?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
