wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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