On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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