I want to have your abortion
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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