Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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