you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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