i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
This toilet bowl is my home.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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