Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I don't deserve a penis
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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