Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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