Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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