I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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