Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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