She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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