Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
