Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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