My nipple is on Facebook.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Randomize
