my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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