I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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