ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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