I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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