Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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