On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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