i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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