Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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