Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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