his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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