is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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