OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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